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Old 9th October 2009, 07:01 PM
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Talking The Old Fat Sailor

An old rather fat, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a chubby guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'.
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Old 9th October 2009, 07:06 PM
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Lol. That is one of those jokes you could add on to as much as you wanted, like 'The Aristocrats'.
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Old 17th October 2009, 03:48 AM
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haha this is a great one.
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Old 8th December 2009, 09:20 PM
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... And she's KNOT happy! Four knots!
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Old 14th December 2009, 08:11 PM
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lol. a good one!
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Old 8th January 2010, 06:39 PM
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Great one.
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Old 14th February 2011, 08:24 PM
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An old rather fat, retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages his chubby son on deck

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a chubby guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

His young chub son replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
He grins and says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot Near fat enough"
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Old 16th February 2011, 05:28 AM
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HAHAHA good one (both)
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