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Old 10th May 2009, 04:12 AM
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The Fat Guy Manual

1. If nobody sees you eat, food has no calories. Without evidence, thereís no crime.
2. If you have a diet soda with a chocolate bar, the calories of the bar are canceled by the soda.
3. If you eat blindfold, you can gain weight as much as you like that youíll never have a heart attack: away from the eyes, away from the heart.
4. Walk only with fat people and try to fatten everybody around you. So youíll look thinner.
5. Cinema food, like popcorn, jujube and M&M, are not considered like food and goes to the culture category.
6. A broken cookie has fewer calories; you can eat it at your will.
7. It is a myth that vegetables help you lose weight. Elephants are herbivorous (This is true... Have you ever thought about this?)
8. Do not get bored if you spend your life fat. Youíll have the eternity for being only bones!

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Old 10th May 2009, 04:33 AM
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Ha, I like it
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Old 10th May 2009, 05:15 AM
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I particularly like No. 4 ---- major eye-candy all around you!!!
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Old 10th May 2009, 07:09 PM
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I like it all. This is very useful, thanks.
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Old 10th May 2009, 09:27 PM
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hehehe... I like the 5 and 6 :P

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Old 13th May 2009, 10:17 PM
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Number 1 is the important one that I think of while I sit here late at night with my 500 ml tub of Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice cream!

So because no one has seen me with it there aren't really 1300 kcals!!
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Old 14th May 2009, 08:45 PM
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Haha, I didn't think about No. 7!
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Old 16th May 2009, 02:25 AM
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Haha! Thanks to your answers! My favorite is number 1
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Old 5th June 2009, 06:58 PM
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Love the bones bit.
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Old 6th June 2009, 02:41 AM
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Thanks for that.

We should watch what we eat. Who eats blindfolded?
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