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Old 12th May 2010, 12:51 PM
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Ermm...sorry i was a bit distracted by akaras' beaming blue eyes, but I managed to escape chaos. @Guagmayer: the ocarina no longer holds any secrets from you. Never in the history of mankind was anyone able to play the ocarina better than you. Too bad no one will hear it cause you are trapped under the remainders of your house, that has collapsed after akaras beamed doom and chaos over it.

I've had enough of chaos and now wish for world peace.
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Old 12th May 2010, 03:34 PM
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World peace has struck the world and everyone has become a hippie and constantly getting high on drugs...

I wish my dog can speak english.
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Old 18th May 2010, 11:03 PM
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*sound of a harp*

Your dog can speak English now, but you can't understand it anymore. Hmm...how will you be able to understand this message now?

I wish I'd be able to remove the red wine stain out of my favourite shirt.

<This is fun indeed...lol>
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Old 19th May 2010, 07:08 PM
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Granted, but now your shirt is ruined and shrank 15 sizes down after the wash.

(oh feel the burn of your wishes being crushed...just kidding lol)

I wish that the people in my country would quit striking and go back to their lives since this has been going on for a month...
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Old 20th May 2010, 04:14 AM
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Granted. People no longer strike when they bowl, only spares. Mwahaha.

I wish I was done with my education!
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Old 21st May 2010, 02:34 PM
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Granted,you are done with your education in the grade you are in, therefore without any other type higher educational standards you end up working in a supermarket pricing various food products for the rest of you life so.......Mwahahaha to you too...lol.

I wish that there will never be another blackout forever.
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Old 12th June 2010, 03:06 AM
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Wish granted, now blackout will never happen, but the world has now been overrun by evil robots! Haha, no blackots will happen to save humanity!

I wish that it were impossible to have any more oil spills.
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Old 12th June 2010, 04:49 AM
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Granted, There are never going to be any more oil spills.

But now there isn't any more oil to run anything

I wish there were no such thing as Ticks
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Old 12th June 2010, 06:37 PM
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Unfortunately for you the ticks and cockroaches have made an alliance and nothing can be done to get through the cockroaches defenses to eradicate the ticks.

I wish my Alimentary Canal was elastic.
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Old 14th June 2010, 05:27 PM
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Congratulations your <Insert long word here> canal is now elastic, but in the process you became a snake.

I wish I had my Drivers licence
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