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Old 22nd February 2007, 02:33 AM
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And if the squid really is gay, I'm available to get tentacled...!
They have suction cups on their tentacles *hinthint*
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Old 22nd February 2007, 03:11 AM
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Those cute falling squids. I would probably still be shocked that it was talking, and it would probably eat me before I processed that it was talking, let alone pondering the question.

I guess, if give time to accept its talking, I would say yes, if it promissed to make me happy and was only for me.
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Old 22nd February 2007, 04:53 AM
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They have suction cups on their tentacles *hinthint*
The hint is nice but I had the idea already. Why d'ya think I said I was available to be tentacled? A little suction can always be fun...

And if he wants to cala-marry me (thanks, Pandachan!) it's legal here in Canada and he can even sign the registry with his own ink!
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Old 28th February 2007, 11:39 PM
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Great thread! enteresting comments.
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Old 1st March 2007, 02:24 AM
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If you had to build a house out of something abnormal (not normally used or has been massively used in the past), what would it be?

I'm thinking a house of rock candy, except I guess I would have to cover it when it rained... Then again a house of glass piping. Have it filled with water and lots of pretty fish. That would be sweet, watching fish swimming through the pipeing.
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Old 11th March 2007, 03:07 PM
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if it promissed to make me happy and was only for me.
I don't know how that would work out, they have more than one tentacle to satisfy you know.
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Old 11th March 2007, 03:46 PM
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Oh, I'm sure I could find ways to keep all eight of them preoccupied
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Old 15th March 2007, 07:15 PM
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Smile Burning weed

What would make the weed burn? How about the police?

About twenty years ago, the RCMP (Canadian Mounted Police) in Nova Scotia 'got lucky' and discovered a private yacht in an isolated harbour with a haul of marijuana on board - twenty tons or so, IIRC. They did all the investigating stuff, kept samples for court, but what would they do with the rest of the haul?

Well, not far away was a pulp mill that burnt wood waste (bark, etc.) in its boilers to make steam and electricity for papermaking. The smoke from this operation goes up a 'superstack' (smokestack more than 300 feet high) to reduce nearby pollution. After some negotiations, and securing of the site, the Mounties took over the feeder of the boilers and during an afternoon mixed the 'weed' with waste bark and burnt the whole lot.

No reports available on how many local pilots and birds had an extremely laid-back afternoon!

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What would make the weed burn in the first place? Wear nothing and carry one!
Jay, good question? Maybe, asexual squids!
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Old 2nd August 2009, 07:08 PM
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What if all people with fat guts logged on to www.youfatbastard.org and voted for the Fat Bastard of the Month
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Old 2nd August 2009, 07:10 PM
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Barnabas's gut isn't as big as the current Fat Bastard of thge Month on www.youfatbastard.org
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